Ridiculously huge pack (We're not even sure how we got all these napkins to fit inside!). 700 ways to get a convo going! Swap day! What's the most outrageous thing you saw today? More prints inside! Hey! What are you doing down here? Seriously, no one ever reads the bottom of the pack. Well, it's a good thing you did, 'cause this is the part where we pull back the napkin and reveal our dirty little secret: Mardi Gras = cheap date. No, really! We're like a penny a square, for Pete's sake. So that means you can afford to get as messy as you want at every meal and we'll be there to help you - Clean up your act. Well played, savvy shopper, well played.